Playgirl has announced Keith Olbermann of MSNBC as the no. 1 sexiest newscaster, and judging by the pictures, I'd say I agree. (Glasses. Yum.)

But Sean Hannity? Not so much. Anderson Cooper, though -- the boy pings.

Is it a sign of blogrot when someone links to The Onion? Because this story isn't all that funny.

(Actually, it is. It's very funny. But it's also very close to non-fiction. Really.)

And if you didn't get the title of this post, read Chapter Two of Why's Poignant Guide to Ruby. I think we need to start making poignant guides at work.

Bush wins re-election. Dancing commences.